A not-so-golden Oldie -- Revisiting Liberal Cousin Liam

Original publish date:  July 4, 2015  (Some changes have been made to this version, including our final analysis of good old Cousin Liam).

  MEET MY LIBERAL 'COUSIN Liam'

       This guy is probably YOUR Liberal 'cousin' too.

 

  Unnamed 'Liberal Spokesman'

       Actually, this guy--we'll call him Liam (typical Liberal-sounding-male-name)--is NOT MY cousin.  Truth be told, I don't even know this guy, but when you hear him speak, you'll recognize him.  Maybe he's YOUR Liberal cousin.  

     If you place 1,000 Liberal male names in a brown paper bag (in order to make our spokesman true to life, the color of our bag must be brown.  Any other color, especially white ((Heaven forbid)) would completely nullify the accuracy of our experiment.  Where was I?  Oh, right.....If you place 1,000 Liberal male names in a brown paper bag, shake it 10 times--no more, no less--pour the contents onto a table....there, before you on the counter top will be 1,000 LIAMS!

     And what does Liam sound like?  Well, of course, exactly like MY Liberal 'Cousin.' (Yours also).

             

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You Tube:  Limit Their Power

     
     And just so our Liberal female 'cousins' don't feel excluded from this very unscientific experiment, we'll name her 'Sophia.'  Liberals love names like Sophia, however they most likely would never dare spell their precious bundle's moniker in such a traditional manner.  Your Liberal Cousin Sophia is probably signing her allowance check as 'SOOFHEEYA,' or some other disfigured grammatical deformity. 

     Liam's female counterpart Sophia, sorry--'SOOFHEEYA,' is identical in almost every aspect, perhaps without the Monday morning stubble, but if placed in that same brown paper bag with 999 other Liberal females, there is no doubt in anyone's mind, when the contents are shaken 10 times and poured onto that same table, you will now have 2,000 Liams.

     One instant recognizable difference, 'SOOFHEEYA' will be the one screeching with a higher pitched voice.  Liam might be better looking, despite the Monday morning stubble, but 'SOOFHEEYA' most definitely will make more prudent choices for her life's obvious destiny with fame.  She will probably go to an ALL girl's University, latch on to the coat tails of an up an coming political zealot, and eventually proceed to loftier positions.  Maybe a United States Senator, or perhaps even land the top spot in a major 'corporation.'  And, in the Fairy Godmother World of Liberals,  if there truly is a God, well, a sun-god...or something,  'SOOFHEEYA' might even envision herself as becoming the first female president of her nation.

 

     
At the end of the day, you're probably saying, What difference does it make?

      Actually...NONE

     

     Because on November 9th 2016, when the contents of that brown paper bag oozes onto a clean and virgin slate, there before you will be, none other than, good old 
Cousin Liam.

If there must be a moral to our little story, 
it most likely would be--
MOST LIBERALS ARE ALIKE.
Lacking a better description, and with no-due-respect to my Liberal thinking acquaintances; most are self-centered 'gutter punks,' who honestly believe the center of our Universe is them.  They are greedy, angry and unhappy people who only find temporary joy when their enemies (anyone who does not share their warped ideological beliefs) are beneficiaries of Liberal policy failures.

(Notice the obvious resemblance between 'Mrs. President Wanna-be, and cousin Liam)

E-V-E-R-Y LIBERAL 

COUSIN LIAM

 

Originally Posted by Obiter Dictum -- An American at Saturday, July 04, 2015.