"It's More Fun In Haiti--Fly Lolita Express"

(Satire)

~~Just another pause in the disaster~~ 

  Haiti Tourism Agency

refutes Trump's description of 

'Island Paradise'

The aqua park for kiddies (pictured lower left above) is loaded with fun and other interesting stuff.  If you'd simply prefer to enjoy a day relaxing in the sun, grab one of our many assorted tropical drinks, and of course, there is always an abundance of local food delicacies to choose from, as you leisurely pass through any of our conveniently located complimentary food facilities.  As the locals jokingly shout out--"Boner Pa-teeth." 

 

Thanks to Trump....
We're back on the 
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