"Sorry You're Sick Because You Live In New York City" -- Blame "Guido"

     

     Using Guido's logic, we should probably relabel this insidious attack on our Nation, the "New York Virus."  We are told that 65% of the virus outbreaks across our vast expanse of 48 contiguous States, CAME FROM NEW YORK. 

    
     This early knowledge by officials in these other states

prompted unprecedented checkpoints strategically located at their borders, to weed out potential virus refugees, attempting to escape the ravages of 'certain death,' if they remained behind at ground zero...New York.

     Going one step further, The Emperor of New York (once again wearing no clothes) has a younger brother, lovingly identified in recent years as 'Fredo.'  Fredo, obviously reaching out for sibling attention, announced he was a victim of the New York Virus, er, ah...sorry, 'European Virus.' That is to say, the Chinese Coughing Syndrome, sometimes referred to (In European circles, only) as the Wuhan Flu.

     Using Guido's flavor-of-the-month course of thought, Doctor Staci should in all fairness reconsider a completely new branding of this malady.  Our odds on favorite is, the 'Cuomo virus.'
 
     So, the head honcho of the 4th most populated state, could have spared the other 49, all this misery and pain if he, (and not, President Trump) using dictatorial powers as New York's Governor, stopped flights entering HIS jurisdiction.

Wuhan

It's in China, Guido...

Look it up!

And finally, to those of you unfortunates

forced to live in the 'Big Apple,'

"Sorry You're Sick Because 

You Live In New York City"

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 We have no intention of slowing down the entire class for you, Guido...so please, try to keep up.