Jeez Alvin. Former Presidents and that 'sex stuff' sorta peaks your interest, so......

 There's a Former President residing less than an hours drive from where you are right now, yes Alvin, right there in that cesspool you so lovingly refer to as 'The Big Apple.'

His name is William Jefferson Clinton, but most of his bigger fans simply knew good old Bill as

Slick Willie.

Maybe you should pay him a visit, Alvin, and be sure to come armed with plenty of those really, really, thoroughly research legal questions about 'sexual payoffs.'

And then we have this old photo, Alvin.  The depiction to the left is most likely a photo shop creation, however the pic on the right...well, Alvin.  This one is real.

Fortunately for Slick Willie he always had a dedicated and loving spouse waiting back at the ranch.  Waiting, and always prepared to pounce on anyone who dared get in the way of His Her 'career.'

They say that Chappaqua is a lovely place, especially at this time of the year, Alvin.  Go ahead, take the drive.  You'll love the place, although there are those who say the place has an uncanny resemblance to  Amityville.

Okay, so its not exactly the Trump Tower you're so used to visiting in New York City, Alvin...but the Clintons are frugal multi-millionaires and affectionately call this place, their Home Sweet Home. 

Oh, by the way, Alvin.  Here's the perp-walk most   Americans are so patiently waiting to see.