Alert to anyone under the age of 50....

When people from my generation were children.....

this is what my parent's generation would refer to as a

PAINTED LADY

.

They would be more than generous if referring to this person as 

A LADY! 

This my friends, is what my generation describes as an incoherent 

BOOB

                       

Don't you just love when 'grandma' is caught staring into the headlights of an oncoming 18-wheeler!

Some useful advice for Nancy Pelosi

Someone once said.....

“Quit while you're ahead. All the best gamblers do.”