'Sweet Baby' James Taylor reportedly will not be available for any upcominig memorial gigs in Paris. Fear not, 'Loveable Lurch' Kerry will deliver!

(Satire)?

     

       The killing of 12 people at the Charlie Hebdo newspaper offices in Paris, France earlier this year was a minor-league opening act for what was to come eleven months later when fanatical Islamic terrorist caused the deaths of 129 people and leaving 352 injured.

 1.6 Million mourners participated in the march through the streets of Paris.

      Among those paying tribute were 40 world leaders , which included  “Germany’s Angela Merkel, Britain’s David Cameron, Italy’s Matteo Renzi, Mariano Rajoy of Spain, Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, Ukraine President Petro Poroshenko, and European Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker. Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu,” as well as “Turkish Prime Minister Ahmet Davutoglu [and] Jordan’s King Abdullah II and Queen Rania.” 

     
     Later, the Obama Administration 'kids,'  farting around in the White House  basement, realizing their  diplomatic blunder, tried to make nice by sending Secretary of State John Kerry  on a mission to present a personal, and unique White House tribute, demonstrating that 'we indeed, really felt the pain of our French friends.'  A burned out throw back to the '70s was Loveable Lurch's idea of how we show the world we are standing up to ISIS terrorist thugs.

     The spectacle was downright embarrassing.

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        Following this latest tragedy in France, and fearing a repeat of the Charlie Hebdo tribute SNAFU, Loveable Lurch and the Obama team, not wanting to get caught with their pants down...AGAIN,  could only be described as rapid responders when lining up a repeat gig for 'Sweet Baby James,' but low and behold, and with much disappointment, they were informed that the singer had lost his voice and was unable to perform.

      Kerry (because he's influential, and really, really important) pulled some diplomatic strings, and was able to schedule another of his longtime friends, to represent Obama,  and America in any upcoming memorial services.


                              

Once again, Obama and Kerry 

have made us proud to be

Americans 

(GROUP HUG)

           

Could these childish gestures be viewed as

JV Team Leadership?