With kiddie-vacant Washington streets back to normal, time for media to get back to it's Real business...

      Now that the circus tents have been broken down, side show politicians returned to their Georgetown bunkers, and the kiddies gone home to wherever a Soros-round-trip-bus ticket will cart you, media whores can now get back to doing what they do best.

     Scandle-mongering!!! 

  

     In the old days, very few of its peers could compete with the likes of CNN and MSNBC when it came to selective sensationalism, but in these dog eat dog days of old media survival, tuning into any alphabet news service is certain to whet ones appetite with a savory dish of salacious slag supreme.  Enter the perennial popular, 60 Minutes. 

     The 60 Minutes interview with Stormy Daniels, the porn-film 'star,' who says she had an affair with Donald Trump, is the latest installment of 'lets see who can finally bring down the Presidency of Donald Trump.' 

    Inasmuch as this alleged encounter took place many years before Mister Trump became President Trump, is totally irrelevant when the ratings race stakes are so terribly important.  And you know this interview must be huge if CBS big-wigs are bringing one of their current heavy weights into the ring for this grilling; Anderson Cooper.  Not my first choice for an inquest of such importance, but apparently Oprah was away on business, tending to her 'girls' in Johannesburg, South Africa.
 

     Weren't we lectured by these very same people that a public official's sex life was nobody eles's business.  Oh wait, my bad...that was (Bill Clinton) then, and this is an entirely different set of circumstances, being played by an entirely new set of rules and guidelines (Donald Trump).

     Lets be honest folks, if the media had any real interest in current news, they could have pounced on this past week's ruffling of feathers between Joe Biden, and Donald Trump.  For those of you wondering, Joe Biden was a long time political hack Senator from the State of Delaware, who also served eight years as this Nation's Vice President under Barack Hussein Obama.  And for those of you still scratching your heads in wonderment....Delaware, I'm told, is a Province or Territory located along the Eastern seaboard of the U-S.

     Anyway, it seems Joe had some personal disgust with the current President's attitude towards our fairer sex (that would be women), and remarked, that in earlier time, if he was assigned respect-for-fairer-sex-enforcer, he probably would take Trump out behind the school, and kick the 'shat' out of him.  To which, Trump, obviously trying to avoid a geezergasim moment, responded by inviting Joe to bring it on. 

     Long story short, cooler heads prevailed, and Joe returned to his corner of the ring, planning and plotting his next move to once again dive into the next Presidential engagement, in 2020.

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     Make no mistake, in Joe's rapidly deteriorating mind, he probably believes he can 'kick Trump's ass,' but Spouse Jill, and others hoping to ride his coattails into the White House, told the old goat to shut up.  

     Or, it could be that more and more people were beginning to pay closer attention to a multitude of creepy pictures popping up on the internet, many featuring Old Joe getting perhaps a little bit too close and friendly with a potpourri of women--young and old, children--gender unimportant, and whoever (or whatever--animate, or inanimate) crossed his path.

     And, it's not that any of this unusual activity on the part of Joe would have a long lasting effect on his Presidential aspirations.  Because, after the Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview concludes, and anytime into the distant future, Creepy Joe, or whichever Democrat decides to seek the Presidency, their friends in the old guard media will be right there, chanting a familiar declaration of personal and private independence for these dedicated and unselfish public servants who are willing to give up so much, in the service of our nation. 

     Besides, as his pals in the media would phrase it, "Joe Biden's sex life (regardless of its creepiness) is nobody else's business."