Trump delivers comments at border, where Schumer/Pelosi say "no crisis exists."

(semi-satire)

This would be the

Mother

of all photo ops for

President Trump

      The visual featured here might be accompanied with a background audio of Chuck Schumer saying something profound, like...“This president just used the backdrop of the (border) to manufacture a crisis, stoke fear and divert attention from the turmoil in his administration."  

     And close out the Mother of all photo ops with a Thorazined Nancy Pelosi chiming in with "Mr. Trump had rejected bipartisan legislation to reopen the government “over his obsession with forcing American taxpayers to waste billions of dollars on an expensive and ineffective wall."

     I'd pay good money to see this.  No doubt, I would not be alone.