Try imagining the narrative if Tonto wandered into the belly of the beast.

     Nathan Phillips, the self-identifying Native American who started this current fourth estate frenzy, might have found himself in a more compromising position a few days ago if he had chosen to mingle and harass one of the other, and more vocal groups, chomping at the bit for media attention.

     Imagine all the big name pussy hat celebrities who probably went unnoticed as a result of your insensitive attention hijacking.  

     Madonna threatening to blow up the White House (and offers of free blow jobs for...well, for no reason whatsoever).  Another awe inspiring reading by Ashley Judd reminding anyone who might have forgotten what a nasty woman she, indeed continues to be until this very day. Alyssa Milano psychotically staring into any camera which might point in her direction, ranting about confiscation of her breast milk by some inferior misogynistic male airport security schlub.

     Poor Nathan Phillips most likely would've had his tom-tom relocated to an area generally described as the anatomy's dark side of the moon, assuming he'd have the balls to beat his drum in the face of a screeching, pussy-hat-wearing lunatic.

           And what about former media darling, anti-gun, anti-alpa, anti-anti David Hogg.  Beware Nathan Phillips, the challenges you might face, staring down that toothy grin casting a shadow over the diminishing echo of your war drums thumping, fading into the happy hunting grounds of your ancestors animated vision of a land of milk and honey presented by Liberals already spreading their pixey dust a few centuries ago in your now, metropolitanized sacred places.

     Do you honestly believe the hucksters of hearsay would allow you an in-your-face moment with the Hoggboy?  You'd be back on the reservation, before you could say Kemosabe.

     But have no fear.  There is a man we can trust who has been sent to bring us to a central point of understanding and warm fellowship.  Regardless of what a dying once popular media endlessly blares.  Crazed rantings from doom and gloom Leftists hoping the sky will finally fall.  We are almost there. Trust me.