This isn't our first trip to the rodeo, Joe. Nor yours, come to think of it.

 

Moments later 

Remember the 2016

Miracle on New York's 26th Street.
 

     Matter of fact, Joe.  If we were to shut down mega-corp Dark Web Media schemers in this country, you and your zookeepers would be in deep trouble.

     Throw in spurious social media platforms, headed by hand-picked demoniac cloned stooges, like 'the Zuckerbergs and Dorseys,' and you'd stand naked before a mentally challenged American public.  You might even be unfriended by a few newly enlightened believers.

     And let's not forget old-timer newspapers and rag-a-zines.  Propped up print media relics, secretly bankrolled by American taxpayer bucks, funneled through sleazy out of control traitorous cloak-and-dagger nut-job, front organizations, and you know something, Chump, er, ah, Joe.  You'd be a goner.

     Come to think of it, Joe.  Your usefulness is already fading.  Today it's a designer mukluk.  Who knows what they'll have in store for you tomorrow, schmuck.