This could be the same guy also wondering if he could claim the Federal Government as a dependent on this year's federal taxes?

*I finally received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question:

"List all dependents."

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants;

3 million crack heads;

42 million people on food stamps,

2 million people in over 243 prisons; and

535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate, plus

1 useless President."

 

 Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

*Anonymous Author (Hat-tip to Karen)