MEET MY LIBERAL 'COUSIN Liam'
This guy is probably YOUR Liberal 'cousin' too.
And just so our Liberal female 'cousins' don't feel excluded from this very unscientific experiment, we'll name her 'Sophia.' Liberals love names like Sophia, however they most likely would never dare spell their precious bundle's moniker in such a traditional manner. Your Liberal Cousin Sophia is probably signing her allowance check as 'SOOFHEEYA,' or some other disfigured grammatical deformity.
At the end of the day, you're probably saying, What difference does it make?
If there must be a moral to our little story,
it most likely would be--
MOST LIBERALS ARE ALIKE.
Lacking a better description, and with no-due-respect to my Liberal thinking acquaintances; most are self-centered 'gutter punks,' who honestly believe the center of our Universe is them. They are greedy, angry and unhappy people who only find temporary joy when their enemies (anyone who does not share their warped ideological beliefs) are beneficiaries of Liberal policy failures.
(Notice the obvious resemblance between 'Mrs. President Wanna-be, and cousin Liam)