Friday, January 25, 2013

With all due respect Pastor--you are a pretentious arrogant ASS 
The Very Rev. Gary R. Hall

     Until Thursday morning, this man was probably a complete unknown to a majority of Americans and being a card carrying voice of God here on earth, his little position as dean of Washington National Cathedral in our nation's Capitol really seems rather insignificant in comparison.

     The good Padre took center stage Thursday morning when called upon by California Senator Diane Feinstein to offer a 'little prayer,' prior to unleashing her venomous attack on the very document she took an oath to 'support and defend.'  We especially enjoy that part where you, and you in particular with fingers crossed behind your back declare, ' I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God.'

     That GOD-thing is a nice touch also, don't you think!  Considering Liberals usually tend to turn their backs, and pinch their noses closed when the very mention of GOD is extolled, especially in the company of like-minded Progressive buffoons .

     Many Americans, who actually believe in God, look upon self-absorbed people such as Feinstein and her Liberal Democrat colleagues as the true menace to our society--out of control and certainly on the edge of INSANITY! 

     In any event, Feinstein was front and center this morning, packing more heat than two California Condors in mating season.  You see, Feinstein, perhaps compared to the Blues Brothers, is on a mission from GOD--which probably accounts for inclusion of a pasty looking guy with a white collar hanging around to add credibility to her nefarious cause.  Recognizing the pulpiteer, Feinstein was heard in her introduction saying, 'here's a little prayer from, ah, this holy guy...something, something...Gary something:'
     Hey Gair-buddy....that CROSS-LOBBY was a cute touch, and the devilish  smirk before delivering the catchy little gotcha line, probably had you lying awake half the night searching for 'just the right' phrase.  Seriously Gair, I think you hit this one out of the park--CROSS-LOBBY.

     Tell me jerk--man of the cloth--WHERE THE HELL WAS YOUR TOUGH-GUY CROSS-LOBBY  approach to fighting Planned Parenthood, and when 7 stooges wearing black robes thought it would be a good idea to massacre, what has now amounted to some 55 million infant humans, asking nothing more than the right you were allowed by simply being born.

     Again, and with all due respect 'Minister' Hall--You may think your heart is in 'the right place,' but unfortunately your useless brain apparently has taken up more comfortable accommodations, more identifiable to the rectal area.

     But don't concern yourself with minor details Gary.  Now that you've aligned yourself with Diane, and all those new Liberal cocktail partying friends in the D.C area, just think, with your new popularity, one day, real soon, you may even get to rub shoulders with the 'big guy, Barack!'

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