Saturday, December 17, 2011

Congressmen can't say 'Merry Christmas' in mail

CHRISTMAS-say it long, say it LOUD-----Christmas is an official federal holiday.

Each and every person employed by the federal government is given, at taxpayer's expense, the day/date December 25th off from their place of work to observer this HOLIDAY==CHRISTMAS! If it is not to be recognized as the holiday (holy-day) it actually is, these public servants should be at their place of work on this day!

Next time you encounter a member of the ACLU, or any other Atheist for that matter, try to respect their dignity by offering the following 'not so Christmasy greeting:'

"Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all; Additionally,a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.) --


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