Every child needs an adult male figure. Someone he can look up to.

Thank you Time, 

for making this so much fun.

Perhaps Time might consider hiring adults

 as future magazine cover designers, rather than

feckless writers and illustrators apparently raised on a

steady diet of J.K. Rowling and Dr. Seuss.

Coming on Monday
See the picture we believe inspired this
FAKE NEWS cover from TIME
  

 And while on the topic of story book characters, how about doing a cover story on Barry, the little tyke pictured above.  His, actually is a

continuing life story....one normally found in only one place.

A Story Book.

These tales typically begin like this.

Once upon a time.....

     Barry Soetoro attended Kindergarten in Hawaii's public school system, but as the story goes, his records mysteriously disappeared. 

       Some speculation suggests those records would have revealed information perhaps unmasking the true nature of this little fellow's publicly submitted profile.

     Some interesting questions are raised by the author of  http://thesteadydrip.blogspot.co.uk:

"Kindergarten records for original school entry would have contained the following:

1. Barry's REAL Birth Certificate.

2. An application with the following:

• His Legal name.
• Parents or Legal Guardians’ names.
• Date of Birth
• Place of Birth
• Vaccination Records (revealing a timeline to the place and DOB.)
   It also is important for two additional reasons:

A. The Department of Education does not "lose" the records of one particular student. (So, who paid whom what sum to make this record disappear?)

 B. There would have been NO shameful low-test scores, NO embarrassing Equal Opportunity advancements, and NO trails of fraudulent funding to hide, which could possibly "excuse" the quashing of public school Kindergarten entry records." 

Maybe, even back then, young Barry had a phone and a pen?

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Photo from:  http://thesteadydrip.blogspot.co.uk

"For the rest of his life, Barry attended very expensive private schools and, at some point,  reportedly had his records legally sealed, presumably to deny the public his true life story."

 

     "At age 10, (Barry Soetoro) aka Barack Obama, moved to Honolulu to live with his mother's parents.
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                         BARRY OBAMA 1972 CLASS AT PUNAHOE  (source not available) **

      Barry's grandmother was a Vice President for the Bank of Hawaii and apparently was able to afford to send him to the prestigious private college preparatory Punahou Academy, still considered the finest school in Hawaii. He attended there from 5th grade, and graduated from high school there in 1979.

     Barry then attended Occidental College, a liberal arts college in Los Angeles from 1979 to 1981. He admittedly was a bit of a party animal there. 

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OCCIDENTAL COLLEGE, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA (source not available)

     Well, Barry apparently got a bit more serious his sophomore year and transferred to Columbia University in New York City for his junior and senior years, graduating from Columbia in 1983.

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                                     Barack Obama with Pakistani friend Sohale Siddiqi,
                                     while attending Columbia University    (source not available)        

       From 1988 to 1991 Barry attended Harvard Law School, graduating magna cum laude and was editor of the Law review."*

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        Grandma may indeed have had a lucrative bank position, 
but a story book tale such as this, can usually only be found in one place..... 

A STORY BOOK.

 

* http://wiki.answers.com
**Regretfully, source for photos in this post are not available, however they are believed to be authentic and, to the best of our knowledge, have not been electronically manipulated.