Perhaps Al was wearing a 'wire' on his many visits to meet with Barack Obama. Damn, here we go again--another missing 18 minutes of taped conversation. But on the other hand, one might question how much useful information could be squeezed out of a ' jive-talk conversation?'
Word on the street has it that countless brothers were considered to front as stooge for the FBI, as part of their elaborate in-house plan to get dirt on Obama, but because Sharpton played the part of fool instinctively, he was a natural for the gig.
The name of the second 'patsie' has been edited from this video in order to preserve the identity of this person, who has since been enrolled in the government's protection program. Quoting an FBI official, when questioned about an obvious disregard for Sharpton's future well-being. The official told us, and we quote, "No one gives a rats ass about this fat *astard...."
Despite this agent's complimentary words for the good reverend, sources close to the investigation tell us, they are working behind the scenes to improve on Al's new identity.