Forget those silly government warnings about coughing into your sleeve, allegedly to prevent spreading germs

(Satire)   HILLARY CLINTON DEMONSTRATES HER OWN UNIQUE METHOD TO AVOID INFECTING MILLIONS OF INNOCENT SUPPORTERS WHILE TRAVELING ACROSS THE COUNTRY SPREADING HER WORDS, AND NOT HER...AH, ER....WHATEVER THE HELL INSIDIOUS, AND MAYBE  CONTAGIOUS MALADY SHE MIGHT HAVE.

And this is just one of her inside secrets you will be using in only two minutes after viewing her tape.

"IT REALLY IS THE BEST EXCUSE I CAN RECOMMEND FOR NOT SHAKING HANDS WITH PEOPLE YOU ARE REPULSED BY.  IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT."-- Mrs. Bill Clinton

Mrs. Bill Clinton's two minute course is quick, easy, and you don't even have to leave home to learn her 
germ-spreading technique.

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You Tube:   Bojack Horseman

DON'T ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE FOOLED BY THOSE WHO INSIST ON HACKING PHLEGM  INTO THE FOLD OF A BENT ELBOW.

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You Tube:  AGTV AGSN

AFTER VIEWING THE ABOVE VIDEO, HILLARY REPORTEDLY SCOFFED AT THIS OBVIOUS 'REPUBLICAN INITIATED PROPAGANDA TAPE.'  SHE CALLED IT 

"A TYPICAL RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY"