Hillary's Great Escape

(Satire)

Weekend Whimsiness  

     In their never ending drill to elude a pesky press, Mrs. Bill Clinton* and Mrs. Anthony (Carlos Danger) Weiner** plan the great escape.

The caper unfolds.....

* Becoming only the Second President of the United States of America to be IMPEACHED, William Jefferson Clinton, was caught with his pants down, lying under oath regarding one of many alleged sexual accusation exploits.  Throughout decades of scandal (many of a sexual nature) Hillary Rodham, now the Democrats head pom pom girl, and almost-nominee for President of the United States, has consistently stood by her man.

** Using the alias 'Carlos Danger,'and following days of denial, the husband of Huma Abedin--Anthony Weiner--was shamefully forced to resign his position as a member of The United States House of Representatives.  'Danger,' alias Congressman Weiner was identified as the person sending (sexting) personal explicit pictures to several women.

      Throughout these scandals, Hillary Clinton's most trusted confidante, Huma Abedin (Mrs. Anthony 'Carlos Danger' Weiner), stood by her man.


  As a matter of fact,  the bond between these two couples is apparently unbreakable, considering published reports that in 2010, the Honorable (former and IMPEACHED President of the United States) William Jefferson Clinton officiated at the wedding ceremony of Huma Abedin and Anthony 'Carlos Danger' Weiner.   (Apparently Ron Jeremy was unavailable).


     Considering the closeness of these four people, at least one picture should exist of them celebrating this festive occasion.  However, following an intensive search by us, we were unable to locate a photo of the four together.  Best we could do to reenact the blessed bonding is a photo shopped composite.

 When considering the scandal surrounding these two couples, it seems rather odd, a picture of that event does not exist, however the following photo of the Clintons with another famous couple was readily available.

IN OUR PERSONAL LIVES, MOST 'EVERY DAY' AMERICANS WOULD 
NEVER ELECT
TO ASSOCIATE WITH PEOPLE DESCRIBED HERE,

 HOWEVER WHEN IT COMES TO CHOOSING THOSE WHO WILL HAVE PROBABLY THE MOST IMPACT ON OUR PERSONAL LIVES, AND FREEDOMS,
THEY HAVE NO APPARENT PROBLEM
ELECTING
THESE VERY SAME PEOPLE!