Jack "Loon-a-tick?"

     Anyone attempting to pass this off as their signature, could either be a child in pre-school, or might even be a person considered to have deeply rooted mental problems. 




     Any professional graphologist would attribute a signature, such as the one pictured here, to a person who probably considers himself to be very important and does not have time to be concern with the neatness of his John Hancock.

     Incidentally, that child-like scribbling belongs to one Jack Lew who is currently serving as President Barack Obama’s Chief of Staff.  Apparently bigger and better prospects are on Lew's horizons because, if Obama has his way you will see this scribbled insanity on your paper currency, when Jack Lew becomes our next Secretary of Treasury.

     Is he qualified to fill this position?  Well, according to the official White House website, it has the following to say about Lew:

     "Before joining the Obama Administration, Lew co-chaired the Advisory Board for City Year New York and was on the boards of the Kaiser Family Foundation, the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, the Brookings Institution Hamilton Project, and the Tobin Project.  He is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations, the National Academy of Social Insurance, and of the bar in Massachusetts and the District of Columbia."

     When you are finished sorting through all these words of praise, obviously penned by one of his colleagues on the White House staff, you have to make up your own mind whether Lew is indeed qualified to fill this lofty position.

     Regardless of how he signs his name, most observers will probably agree, there is only one way to write Political Hack!