That box of Oranges I promised you from the Sunshine State, Florida--sorry most turned out to be lemons, and even one Georgia 'Peach' got in the mix.

This is the Georgia Peach, #1 Democratic Congressman Hank Johnson, who somehow was mistakenly loaded into our crate of fruit, but even more astonishingly got a ticket into the United States House of Representatives. You remember Hank....he's the alleged, duly elected lawmaker who seriously was concerned that the Island of Guam would 'capsize' from the weight of too many American troops...Hank represents the intellectual fabric which, on a daily basis, formulates rules and laws which govern lives of every American and have an impact on determining how you and your family will proceed into the future.  Really...seriously....I'm not kidding...Good old 'tipsy-turvy' Hank--and the other LEMONS in that fake crate of Florida's best acidic brain-trust of, wait for it....lawmakers!

     #2 is Corrine Brown.  Most of you are not familiar with Corrine.  For the record...just sayin'.....Corrine is a Democrat, and believe it or not, somehow she has been able to con her constituents into returning her to work on those important laws since 1993.  Corrine even scolded a Town hall questioner, to avoid 'confusing people with facts!'.....Really...no, seriously...listen:Many Americans are quite familiar with the #3 sour orange in our box; Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Not only is Debbie a really, really important member of our House of Representatives, but Deb has the added responsibility of also chairing the Democratic National Committee.  During the most recent Presidential election, Debbie probably had more air time than Al Sharpton on MSNBC. And when CNN's Anderson Cooper called Wasserman Schultz out on her use of false information, she literally justified the misleading claims apparently because it was her defense against Mitt Romney and the Republican Party's so-called 'WAR ON WOMEN.'Numbers 4 and 5 actually are totally out of place in this crate of fake oranges, and quite honestly belong in a 'box of rocks,' but for what it's worth....Democrats, first #4 Pink Cowboy Hat lady, Frederica Wilson Despite fragmented facts in the Trayvon Martin case in Florida, Sherlock Frederica Wilson Sharpton rushed to the scene to give her expert analysis of this obvious racially riveting case.

THIS IS THE TRAYVON shyster Sherlock was trying to pitch to a sympathizing public
why even Barack Obama was ready to claim (the now deceased) Trayvon, as the son he never had )0;   As some partial details were released, we were now introduced to more recent photos of sweet little, innocent Trayvon Oh wait, wait...and even later in the investigation we got to see photos of that damn murderous thug George Zimmerman...G-damn profiler Lucky for us Frederica is on the case.
     Speaking of legal cases....our #5 made his fortune chasing ambulances and despite getting the boot from office following his first gig as an alleged U-S Representative, Alan Grayson, is like the little engine that could, and was able to weasel his way back into the House for another two years of entertaining Liberal audiences everywhere, thanks to backing from his loyal supporters in the NEWS media.  Remember this funny antic from the kidster Al
Well....there you have it.  This rotten crate of phony oranges, which through no fault of Florida conservatives, has been peddled off to the American people as nice juicy LEMONS.  SORRY AMERICA....from FLORIDA

ORIGINALLY IT SOUNDED LIKE A SILLY IDEA, BUT MAYBE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WISER TO SEND YOU THAT  

BOX OF DUMB ROCKS 

AFTER ALL!